The Top Ten Reasons Why Baboons are Bad
1.Baboons are
hardened criminals
2.Baboons have bad
breath
3.Baboons are
ambiguous
4.Baboons are
constantly quilty of indecent exposure
5.Baboons are ugly
6.Baboons are
uncomfortably clever
7.Baboons make strange
noises in the night
8.Baboons have sharp
teeth
9.Baboons are
impossible to live with
10.Baboons are an
embarrassment to primates
Copyright. 1999. Richard Asher
